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"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Am Awful Crammer.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I still say bringing a foil-lined purse to the sizzler salad bar is our god-given right!"

'HEY! USE THE TONGS!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Deliboys

Artists of the wild west.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Cookie Surveillance

White Collar Crime.

Fido and Fifi

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Cookie Thief

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

A dog biscuit

Another Rookie Mistake

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."

"Flowers for me? What did you do, idiot?"

'This must be the place.'