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"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Artists of the wild west.

Swimming Prankster

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Cookie Surveillance

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

BLESS YOU

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

The Specimen Hunter

Cookie Thief

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Silent music

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

A dog biscuit

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"