Bouquet Lover T-Shirts

'Florist' 'I'm 92' 'Get away!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'You've changed.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"He doesn't look like you at all."

Drunken Dis-orderly

Melania Trump

"Start Sucking!"

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Wildlife Refuge

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

Swamp creature with French baguette.

"Flowers for me? What did you do, idiot?"

Say it with flowers

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

'Keep an eye on your father. I think he' s losing all sense of portion control.'