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'Florist' 'I'm 92' 'Get away!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'You've changed.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'

Melania Trump

Wildlife Refuge

"Start Sucking!"

"He doesn't look like you at all."

Drunken Dis-orderly

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

'Keep an eye on your father. I think he' s losing all sense of portion control.'

"Will you still love me when I've metamorphosed into a hideous winge insect?"

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

"I've diversified your money by turning it into butterflies."

Swamp creature with French baguette.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'