Banquet Lover T-Shirts

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Will there be anything else?'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Mardi Gras

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Dancing Doctor

Bubbly

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

Fist Bumper Cars

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Champagne

Happy Days Are Here Again

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Tunnel of TV

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Happy hour.

Cheers

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Sinking Sand

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"