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"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Gardening#2

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Roses

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"A little under done?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Sinking Sand

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"What does she have that I don't?"

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'