Bouquet Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"I trust you've fully experienced the bouquet?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Baking

Gardening#2

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

Roses

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"A little under done?"

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Sinking Sand

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Mock Fight At The Bakery