Bouquet Buyer Gifts

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

Selling lemon latt�

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

High end of the market...

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer