Bouquet Buster Gifts

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

Santa Claws...

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"Flowers for me? What did you do, idiot?"

Say it with flowers

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'Will there be anything else?'

"No, you come in on four."

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

For Timely Filing

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."