Bouquet Buster Gifts

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Santa Claws...

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Say it with flowers

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'Will there be anything else?'

"No, you come in on four."

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

For Timely Filing

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."