Bouquet Bandit Gifts

"Flowers for me? What did you do, idiot?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Artists of the wild west.

Swimming Prankster

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

Cookie Surveillance

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Cookie Thief

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

A dog biscuit

Silent music