Boozy Bandit Gifts

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Artists of the wild west.

Swimming Prankster

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Cookie Surveillance

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Fido and Fifi

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Cookie Thief

"Michael, I think I found your bubble gum."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

The Specimen Hunter

Mom's House O' Chili.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Bart is quite at home on the range.

A dog biscuit

Another Rookie Mistake