Boozy Bandit Prints

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Artists of the wild west.

Swimming Prankster

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Cookie Surveillance

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Fido and Fifi

BLESS YOU

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Bureau of Buzzwords

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Michael, I think I found your bubble gum."

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Cookie Thief

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Mom's House O' Chili.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Another Rookie Mistake

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Silent music