Bandit Prints

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Fido and Fifi

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Bureau of Buzzwords

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Internet' 'Internot'

The Specimen Hunter

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Plagiarism

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'