
Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?
Decorate their walls with a witty print that captures the borrowing bandit's playful mischief—an amusing addition to any humorous home collection.
Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?
'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'
"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"
"First time pruning?"
Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.
Motorherd
Fish talking about fisherman
White Collar Crime.
Shore fishing requires threading the needle.
BLESS YOU
"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."
'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'
Book Thief in True Crime Department
'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'
'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'
Bureau of Buzzwords
The Specimen Hunter
"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."
"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"
Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...
Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.
Fisher being dragged along by catch.
Plagiarism
Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.
Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen
4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR
"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."
"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"
'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'
'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'
'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'
Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!
'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'
'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'
Fishing Terms: Lob Worm
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