Bargain Bandit Prints

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Beach con-man.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Will work for ETFs

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

SALE

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Fish talking about fisherman

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'