Bureau of Buzzwords
Buzzword Bandit Gifts
Celebrate the clever wordsmiths and trend followers with our fun and creative gifts for the 'buzzword bandit'. Ideal for anyone who enjoys playing with language, staying on top of the latest slang, or has a knack for turning every conversation into a playful exchange. Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items designed to bring a smile and spark conversation, making your gift stand out as both witty and meaningful.
'Have you tried our home-made wine?'
'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'
"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"
Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.
Fish talking about fisherman
Artists of the wild west.
"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"
Shore fishing requires threading the needle.
"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."
Book Thief in True Crime Department
'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'
'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'
'Internet' 'Internot'
The Specimen Hunter
"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."
Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...
Fisher being dragged along by catch.
'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'
Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.
"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."
Silent music
Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.
4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR
Plagiarism
The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...
'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'
'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'
Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!
'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'
Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?
'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'
'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'
"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"
"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£
Buzzword Bandit Gifts Collection
Buzzword Bandit Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the 'buzzword bandit'. Find witty, trend-inspired designs that make coffee time a fun conversation starter.
Buzzword Bandit Pillows
Decorate with pillows that speak their trend-savvy language. Great for the 'buzzword bandit' looking to add humor and personality to their living space.
Buzzword Bandit Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate clever language and current trends. A perfect gift for the 'buzzword bandit' who loves to showcase their love for words on their walls.
Buzzword Bandit T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed for the language lover and trend follower. Perfect for the 'buzzword bandit' to wear their style and sense of humor with pride.