Buzzword Bandit Pillows

Bureau of Buzzwords

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Internet' 'Internot'

The Specimen Hunter

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Silent music

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Plagiarism

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm