Buzzword Bandits Pillows

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

White Collar Crime.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Bureau of Buzzwords

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Nannies Of The Old West

The Specimen Hunter

'Were there any new buzzwords created while I was out to lunch.'

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Plagiarism

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'