The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...
Brand Bandit Gifts
Looking for a gift for your creative soul or someone who’s known as the Brand Bandit? Our collection captures their unique flair with fun, witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for anyone who loves to leave their mark and steer clear of the ordinary, these products are as bold and imaginative as they are practical. Whether they’re a creative professional or just someone who enjoys expressing their personality, our gifts help showcase their distinctive style.
'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'
"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"
"First time pruning?"
Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.
Fish talking about fisherman
Deliboys
Artists of the wild west.
Shore fishing requires threading the needle.
'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'
'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'
'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'
Book Thief in True Crime Department
"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."
'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'
Bureau of Buzzwords
'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'
The Specimen Hunter
Mom's House O' Chili.
"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"
Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...
Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.
Fisher being dragged along by catch.
Plagiarism
Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen
4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR
"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."
One more please.
'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'
Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!
'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'
'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'
'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'
Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?
'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'
Brand Bandit Gifts Collection
Brand Bandit Mugs
Discover our full range of Brand Bandit mugs—fun and witty designs that celebrate their creative spirit with every morning brew.
Brand Bandit Pillows
Check out our Brand Bandit pillows—perfect for adding a touch of creative rebellion to any living space.
Brand Bandit Prints
Browse our Brand Bandit prints— bold, artistic visuals that capture their unique style and inspire their creativity.
Brand Bandit T-Shirts
Explore our collection of Brand Bandit t-shirts, designed for those who dare to be different and love to wear their individuality loud and proud.