Break Time Bandit Gifts

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Thank God you showed up. I was beginning to think I was the only person who hid out in the coffee room all day."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Another Rookie Mistake

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

After Office