Break Time Bandit Pillows

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Thank God you showed up. I was beginning to think I was the only person who hid out in the coffee room all day."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Another Rookie Mistake

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'