Breakfast Bandit Pillows

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Hey...what's going on? Where's Tia Carmen? Where's breakfast?!"

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Another Rookie Mistake

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Deliboys

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

Cookie Surveillance

Power breakfast.

White Collar Crime.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Fido and Fifi

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Toastquest!

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Cookie Thief

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Plagiarism

A dog biscuit