Baking Bandit Pillows

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Deliboys

Am Awful Crammer.

Cookie Surveillance

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Fido and Fifi

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Nannies Of The Old West

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Mom's House O' Chili.

Cookie Thief

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

A dog biscuit

Another Rookie Mistake

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Flowers for me? What did you do, idiot?"

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'I don't know whos lunch this was but the meatloaf was terrific!'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'HEY! USE THE TONGS!'