Breaktime Bandit Pillows

"Where is he, He said he would be here to discuss best pratices"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Another Rookie Mistake

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'