Breakroom Bandit Pillows

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Artists of the wild west.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

White Collar Crime.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Nannies Of The Old West

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Plagiarism

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Another Rookie Mistake

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'We've run out of paper cups again.'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"Hey...what's going on? Where's Tia Carmen? Where's breakfast?!"

After Office

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

Talking Books: "Stop thief...!"

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"