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"Where is he, He said he would be here to discuss best pratices"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

BLESS YOU

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Another Rookie Mistake

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?