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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Swimming Prankster

Artists of the wild west.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm