Bike Bandit Gifts

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Swimming Prankster

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Fido and Fifi

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'This can't be good.'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

Backpackers.

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.