Exercise Bike Bandit Gifts

As soon as the owner's back was turned, Bob tried to ride off without paying.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

Swimming Prankster

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Fido and Fifi

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Woman with exercise bike

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Backpackers.

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

After Office