Bicycle Bandits Gifts

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Swimming Prankster

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Fido and Fifi

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

'This can't be good.'

One more please.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Backpackers.

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

After Office

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

As soon as the owner's back was turned, Bob tried to ride off without paying.