Bait Bandits Gifts

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The Specimen Hunter

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'