Bait Gifts

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Angler's bait

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

The Specimen Hunter

The art of fishing.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Menace.

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"