Bait Banter Gifts

Fish serving artificial fishing lures.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"You know very well what fish!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

Crafty Fish.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

The Specimen Hunter

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Here comes Ted.'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

Bank loan applicant

"Welcome to the comedy club, sir! Heckling or non-heckling?"

MD trash talk... "Your mama is so dumb, she doesn't know endopeptidase from endopericarditis."

Mothers. . . have no shame.