Bait Banter Gifts

Fish serving artificial fishing lures.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"You know very well what fish!"

Crafty Fish.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Here comes Ted.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

The Specimen Hunter

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

Bank loan applicant

"Welcome to the comedy club, sir! Heckling or non-heckling?"

MD trash talk... "Your mama is so dumb, she doesn't know endopeptidase from endopericarditis."