Bait Shop Banter Lover Gifts

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Cold caller.

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Can we discuss this?"

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'Here comes Ted.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"It's Olive isn't it?"