Bait Shop Banter Lover Gifts

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

The Gilmore Girls

Cold caller.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Here comes Ted.'

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

"It's Olive isn't it?"