Quirky Bait Lover Gifts

'It's a catfish, I caught him on a artificial mouse.'

"I love you, you big fool."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Kate's Cat Kennel

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

Cow

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

Timmys Pet Ostrich