Bait And Tackle Lover Gifts

Fishing Terms: Miller's Thumb

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

I brake for worms

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'What's your fish finder say?'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.