Bait & Tackle Enthusiast Gifts

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'How are they biting?'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

I brake for worms

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"