Bait Shop Owner Gifts

Live Bait.

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Fish don't like worms.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'