Fishing Shop Owner Gifts

'Imagine that tackle dealer wanting $7.50 to fix this reel.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Bert's dog training.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Cat Show

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'I'll take it!'

'I'll take him.'

"Lap fish..."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Honesty in retail

"Phew, that was close."

Online Shopping.

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

State of the Art Dog.