Fishing Shop Owner Gifts

'Imagine that tackle dealer wanting $7.50 to fix this reel.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

'I'll take him.'

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Lap fish..."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"Phew, that was close."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

State of the Art Dog.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'