Fishing Store Employee Gifts

Man is fired by fishing rod.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Labrador for sale

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Overturned boat.

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Recipes.

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Last Blue Tuna.

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Pet Shop Vacation

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

"I had to let that new lad go, I caught him with his hand in the trill"

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Recycling chip fat.

Evolution of Al's fish.

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'I need a new scent.'

"Frank is something big in North Sea fishing."