Fishing Crew Gifts

Deep sea fishing

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Bears catching fish

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Lifesaver!

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Hollywood producer.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Hell's Anglers

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

The ambush.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'