Yacht Crew Gifts

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Would you like some wings?"

Boat wedding.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Airport

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Sub Editor

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

The Imperfect Storm

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'