Yacht Captain Gifts

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

Boat to the Horizon.

"That's a popular destination for that couple... they were here last year at this time..."

Yachting.

'Thank heaven's I'm wearing clean underwear.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Romance on the Yacht

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."