Boat Captain Gifts

'Here we are, back safe and sound...'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Acme Discount Life Vests

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'It's not as deep on this side.'

Uncharted Waters

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

Captain steering house through flood.

'And if you say 'Worse things happen at sea' one more time, I'm going to shove this paddle right up your arse!'

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

Giraffe Sailing

"I'll bet there's an interesting story behind that."

Witch Rowing Team

'I appreciate the tow but can you go a little faster?'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Man in tiny roming boat offers to rescue a lady in a huge dress

A Lucid Explanation

The Church-Gong Bell.

'There's always someone moving in front of you!'

Flooded city.

'Reg is on the opposite side delivering his 'welcome to the cut of doom' speech to a new boater....yes I do think he fears change dear...'

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

Romance on the Yacht

'All I need now is wind...'

How not to dock a houseboat.