Sailboat Captain Gifts

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Sailor in Car.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Distractions.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.