Sailboat Skipper Gifts

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Servicemen.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Bermuda Triangles

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Boat wedding.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.