Sailboat Skipper Gifts

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Bermuda Triangles

'Are we there yet?'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Arf! Arf!'