Big Boat Skipper Gifts

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Man struggling to row,

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

Giraffe Sailing

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

'This is probably far enough, Michael!'

How not to dock a houseboat.

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

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