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Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Man struggling to row,

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

How not to dock a houseboat.

Giraffe Sailing

New York Sightseeing Cruises

'This is probably far enough, Michael!'

'What type of line are you using?'