Ocean Skipper T-Shirts

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Surf Casting

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Build a Raft

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Scuba cow"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."