Ocean Skipper T-Shirts

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Build a Raft

Surf Casting

"The hyenas started it."

'Are we there yet?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Scuba cow"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.