Sailing Sailor Gifts

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Desert Island Meals.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Piracy on a boating lake

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Are we there yet?'

Bermuda Triangles

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Build a Raft

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?