Sailing Sailor Gifts

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Servicemen.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

Bermuda Triangles

Piracy on a boating lake

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."