Amateur Sailor Gifts

Becalmed yachts

Overtaken by the tide. - Margate.

'I forgot you get seasick.'

Piracy on a boating lake

Build a Raft

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Sorry'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

On board the MS Hepatology

Statue fishing.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

My First Boat

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

The Bonvoy Age...

Have a very piratical Birthday

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Woodpecker Ark.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.